| WOW! |
[23 Feb 2006|05:50pm] |
In #shellshark:<revdiablo> star-eye: You are a bitch
<star-eye> revdiablo: You are a bitch.
<revdiablo> star-eye: You just copied me.
<star-eye> revdiablo: She'll end up thinking you just want to be good for me to drink when i need someone to make me pass out heh.
<revdiablo> star-eye: That's kind of gay
<star-eye> revdiablo: But i was kind of gay.
<revdiablo> star-eye: OH KAY THEN
<star-eye> revdiablo: Then i need someone to make me pass out heh.
<revdiablo> star-eye: Stop hitting on me you gay robot
<star-eye> revdiablo: Eat shit you gay robot.
<revdiablo> star-eye: NO
<star-eye> revdiablo: Heh, no. It wouldn't be good for me to let me get in contact with many people heh.
<revdiablo> star-eye: At least you realize that.
<star-eye> revdiablo: And you realize that.
<revdiablo> star-eye: Yes, you just told me
<star-eye> revdiablo: You just copied me.
<revdiablo> star-eye: NO I DID NOT
<star-eye> revdiablo: By that i did not.
<revdiablo> star-eye: What?
<star-eye> revdiablo: Not very good at not being what you said i was?
<revdiablo> star-eye: Stop trying to turn the tables, you asshole.
<star-eye> revdiablo: Well nuts to you.
(posted at the request of revdiablo)
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| Blogorrhea too |
[20 Feb 2006|09:58pm] |
In #shellshark:<bhearsum> i should go fuck nadine in the butt
<bhearsum> i think thats the solution to all of my problems
<revdiablo> You must
<revdiablo> It's a requirement in the RFC
(posted at the request of jscheier)
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| Haha |
[20 Feb 2006|09:57pm] |
In #shellshark:<revdiablo> star-eye: I hope you're paying attention. This is good stuff.
<star-eye> revdiablo: This channel sucks.
<bhearsum> jscheier: are you giving any talks in toront in the near future?
<revdiablo> HAHAH, YES!
<jscheier> bhearsum: NO
<revdiablo> I think that's the best star-eye response EVER
<bhearsum> well fuck you too
<bhearsum> i need someone to pick up women with
(posted at the request of jscheier)
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| I forgot how to use my own bot. |
[14 Feb 2006|11:40am] |
In #shellshark:<bhearsum> morning
<belle> bhearsum: Balls
<jscheier> Haha, I forgot about that.
<jscheier> belle: uploadplugin assholeservice
<jscheier> belle: uploadplugin AssholeService
<jscheier_> belle: uploadplugin AssholeService
<jscheier_> belle: listplugins
<belle> jscheier_: 8ball: Magic eight ball
<belle> jscheier_: asshole: Asshole Service
<belle> jscheier_: (builtin) listmodules: List modules in memory.
<belle> jscheier_: (builtin) listplugins: List plugins
<belle> jscheier_: (builtin) loadplugin: Load a plugin from file (modulename, classname)
<belle> jscheier_: (builtin) perms: Permissions
<belle> jscheier_: (builtin) save: Save current star-eye state to file (calls built-in star-eye method)
<belle> jscheier_: tournament: Tournament (random)
<belle> jscheier_: (builtin) unload: Unload a plugin
<jscheier_> belle: uploadplugin asshole
<belle> jscheier_: (builtin) unloadmodule: Unload a module (THIS IS FUCKING DANGEROUS)
<belle> jscheier_: Summary: unload, perms, tournament, loadplugin, listplugins, listmodules, unloadmodule, 8ball, save, asshole -- 10 plugins (7 builtins)
<jscheier_> belle: unload asshole
<belle> jscheier_: Looking for asshole
<belle> jscheier_: asshole is now gone.
<jscheier_> belle: unloadmodule AssholeService
<belle> jscheier_: Deleting AssholeService
(posted at the request of jscheier)
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| Seriously! |
[03 Feb 2006|09:18am] |
In #shellshark:<jscheier_> WE MUST CRUSH HER
(posted at the request of jscheier_)
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| Weak Math Skills |
[20 Oct 2005|02:00pm] |
In #shellshark:<x86> this one is just over 400gph
<uberkewl> it isn't that I don't wanna help... it is that I don't have time to help... I have to study my ass off for a Calculus test tomorrow
<x86> the next size up was something like 1850gph.... WAY too much ;)
<x86> yeah thats cool
<x86> sebastian_perl: math 1850/75
<x86> weak
<x86> 1850gph would cycle my entire tank of water almost 25 times an hour
(posted at the request of uberkewl)
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| BUTTS ARE COOL |
[19 Sep 2005|05:09pm] |
In #shellshark:<marly> how do you know buttholes are pink on the inside?
<revdiablo> I have seen one before
<marly> I haven't
<revdiablo> at least one, possibly more.
<marly> so you're queer too
<revdiablo> well, I've never seen a guy butthole. maybe they aren't pink. that could be your loophole.
<revdiablo> haha, loophole
<revdiablo> that wasn't even on purpose!
<marly> hahaha
<marly> well, I've never seen a dudes butt hole
<marly> so I don't know
(posted at the request of revdiablo)
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| bigotry |
[16 Aug 2005|10:54pm] |
In #shellshark:<jason> Being a Proper Unix Bigot, I have to be at least mildly inflammatory.
<uberkewl> jason: unlike you lame asses who don't or can't compile anything and have to use someone elses generic binaries :)
<jason> I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
<jason> WHO LIKES ICE CREAM?
<x86> rofl
(posted at the request of x86)
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| WOOOOOO |
[16 Aug 2005|10:52pm] |
In #shellshark:<uberkewl> not that it matters tho because I just downloaded the new gentoo livecd and I think that mars is getting updated tonight
<jason> uberkewl: You're using gentoo in a production environment?
<uberkewl> jason: yea I am, and I use mysql in a production environment too
<uberkewl> so whoever lectured you today is a dumbass
<x86> jason: his production environment is not what you and i would consider production ;)
<jason> I'm glad all your binaries are compiled on the machine that they run on. That makes them BETTER!
<x86> jason: dont start with the FUD :P
<uberkewl> that is right... they are optimized for the hardware that they run on
<x86> no fud fights ;)
(posted at the request of jason)
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| true love |
[04 Aug 2005|10:27pm] |
In #shellshark:<x86> mtdew: i'd have to register in the state of colorado to conduct business there, and learn a whole new set of laws
<x86> so you're in love with living at your parents' house? :P
<x86> hehe
<mtdew> no
<mtdew> this is my point
<uberkewl> lol
<x86> that's your point eh?
<x86> on tachoh's leg? :P
(posted at the request of uberkewl)
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| sex stories |
[03 Aug 2005|08:32pm] |
In #shellshark:<bhearsum> i'm with Leeny
<x86> well shit.... all she wanted to do is goto sleep
<Leeny> lol
<x86> i was trying to be all rico suave about it ;)
<x86> so like she kept passing out so i put it all on the line ;)
<x86> hehe
<Leeny> well putting it on the line got you kicked out
<Leeny> lol
<mviron_> x86: no more man!
<x86> mviron_: rofl
<x86> Leeny: yeah... but shit... a man has needs ;)
<x86> heh
<uberkewl> Oh god thanks for sharing... she should kick ur ass for that too :)
<x86> she will....
<x86> :P
<Leeny> shit, a man has a hand
<Leeny> lol
<uberkewl> lol
<x86> Leeny: rofl
<Leeny> ack
<Leeny> lol
<x86> hahahaha
<x86> Leeny: you're more perverse than all of us ;)
<Leeny> lol i just turned red as hell tho lol
<x86> hehe
<x86> changing the subject.... :P
<Leeny> moving on lol
<mviron_> x86: no -- you can't change the subject
<mviron_> only leeny can!
<x86> like... one of the new fish i got last week for my little computer lab aquarium is pregnant....
<mviron_> x86: cool!
<x86> she's all bright purple and pink on her belly... looks wicked cool
<mviron_> now you'll have more fish to feed
<mviron_> :)
<x86> mviron_: or more fish to feed them, i guess ;)
<x86> they're carnivorous
<mviron_> ah
<bhearsum> so
<bhearsum> i did two good deeds today
<x86> well, they are awful small yet... but they'll get meaner as they mature...
(posted at the request of uberkewl)
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| figlet fonts missing |
[02 Aug 2005|07:17pm] |
In #shellshark:<bhearsum> x86_: did you ever own the AIM SN 'x86' ?
<mviron> hello!
<RevSlowmo> HELLO!
<RevSlowmo> _ _ _____ _ _ ___
<RevSlowmo> | | | | ____| | | | / _ \
<RevSlowmo> | |_| | _| | | | | | | | |
<RevSlowmo> | _ | |___| |___| |__| |_| |
<RevSlowmo> |_| |_|_____|_____|_____\___/
<RevSlowmo>
<RevSlowmo> figlet: speed.flf: Unable to open font file
<RevSlowmo> fuck
<RevSlowmo> U SUCK CAREY
<RevSlowmo> heh j/k
<RevSlowmo> ______ ______________________ _______
<RevSlowmo> ___ / / /__ ____/__ /___ / __ __ \
<RevSlowmo> __ /_/ /__ __/ __ / __ / _ / / /
<RevSlowmo> _ __ / _ /___ _ /___ /___/ /_/ /
<RevSlowmo> /_/ /_/ /_____/ /_____/_____/\____/
<RevSlowmo>
<RevSlowmo> HA
(posted at the request of RevSlowmo)
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| zealotry and mistakes |
[01 Aug 2005|11:26pm] |
In #shellshark:<x86_> ubuntu is nice... that's meaning a lot coming from me, seeing how it's debian-based ;)
<revdiablo> star-eye: blog 1 Another x86 zealotry alert
<star-eye> revdiablo: It's time to dog x86 and you hear sit ubu sit.... They kinda coincide with one another.
<revdiablo> oops
<x86_> heh
(posted at the request of revdiablo)
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| x86 shoelaces |
[31 Jul 2005|03:06pm] |
In #shellshark:<uberkewl> I bet I know what happened to your shoes...
<uberkewl> I bet the pizza delivery guy took them for stiffing him on the tip. ;)
<uberkewl> pfffft... I found your giant clown shoes... under the ottoman....
<uberkewl> goddamn... you gotta use hiking boot laces to lace up your shoes?
<uberkewl> ah... you got that MacGiver thang goin on... yea in case you get trapped on the roof of a skyscraper you can whip out the trusty shoe laces and reppel down the side of the building to safety...
(posted at the request of uberkewl)
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| syskik |
[28 Jul 2005|08:40pm] |
In #shellshark:<RevSlowmo> revdiablo: Hey dip
<RevSlowmo> star-eye: where is revdiablo
<star-eye> RevSlowmo: Ah grsecurity... That is how bad he is.
<x86> Leeny: heya
<x86> 22:28 < x86> leenykinz0r!
<x86> 22:30 -!- Leeny [~iluvdan@66.153.101.99] has joined #shellshark
<Leeny> lol
<x86> i'm so sykik :P
<Leeny> :P
<uberkewl> your so full of shit...
<uberkewl> you mean
<x86> ?
<x86> uberkewl: wtf are you talking about you senile old man?
<uberkewl> sykik: means full of shit
<uberkewl> :)
<uberkewl> lol
<x86> uh huh
<x86> uberkewl: means full of shit
<x86> hahaha
<uberkewl> no uberkewl means uberkewl sykik means full of shit
<RevSlowmo> star-eye: define sykik is full of shit
<star-eye> RevSlowmo: Saved definition of 'sykik'
<uberkewl> star-eye: define sykik
<star-eye> uberkewl: full of shit
<uberkewl> see
<uberkewl> :)
<x86> 22:38 < star-eye> uberkewl: full of shit
<x86> right ;)
<x86> uberkewl == full of shit
<x86> is how i interpreted that
(posted at the request of uberkewl)
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| Leeny Being Cute |
[22 Jul 2005|11:06pm] |
In #shellshark:<Leeny> I want to see that
<x86> he waved ;)
<Leeny> =)
<x86> i wanna tru this new kernel i just built out on uber's router
<x86> try*
<x86> im lagging like a bitch too, try /server 208.13.106.10
<Leeny> hehe
<Leeny> try that
<x86> it's psyber's router.... it's uber laggy right now
<x86> doing midnight updates
<x86> calling kassi now, movie is over
<x86> :P
<Leeny> lol
<Leeny> she had 3 movies I dunno ;P
<Leeny> oh your movie
<Leeny> hmm
<Leeny> lol
<Psyber> lame
<Leeny> wicked
<Leeny> :)
<Leeny> heh
<Leeny> im boreddd
<uberkewl> it is a terrible thing for a beautiful woman to be bored on a Friday night. ;)
<Leeny> lol
<uberkewl> and even worse when they are boreddd
<Leeny> I dunno about beautiful
<Leeny> but i am a woman
<Leeny> lol triple d
<uberkewl> well it really wasn't a question
<uberkewl> :)
<uberkewl> It was a statement of opinion, mine in particular
<Leeny> =)
<Leeny> lol
<uberkewl> smirks?
<uberkewl> oh now u are being cute :)
<Leeny> lol
<uberkewl> preserved for all time.... Leeny being cute!
<Leeny> hahahha never =)
<Leeny> I'm just leeny
<uberkewl> sebastian: blo4 40 Leeny Being Cute
(posted at the request of uberkewl)
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| this will work |
[20 Jul 2005|11:10am] |
In #shellshark:<bhearsum> star-eye: blog 1 poetry
<star-eye> bhearsum: Your default route is 1.1 (aka 0.1.
<bhearsum> fark
<bhearsum> what the fuck
<bhearsum> star-eye: blog 5 bitchass
<star-eye> bhearsum: I have a 5.
<bhearsum> i bet i don't have access to blog
<bhearsum> oh
(posted at the request of bhearsum)
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| kill |
[20 Jul 2005|11:03am] |
In #shellshark:<RevSlowmo> star-eye: Go kill yourself!
<star-eye> RevSlowmo: Or you could kill yourself.
(posted at the request of RevSlowmo)
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